Robert Pattinson Twilight Heart

edward chapter 3

awesum story written by user conrad

(september 16th 2020)

mc ride: hey zach and andy

zach and andy: what?!!?!!?

mc ride: i have super human powers whjere i can control space and time

zach and andy: WOW RELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mc ride: ya doo u want top see it

zach and andy: ok....

mc ride: huamanuooaawyeuopawogiowaaweawwioeoaweoeyuwaweauoaeoiaeumm......................

narrator: a portal opens up

narattor: i do not know who that girl is ignore her she is not partr of the story

rick astley: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHATS HAPENING WHAT IS THIS

rick astley: what is this portal.......................

i am going to go through it..

rick astley: ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zach and andy: what is going on mc ride

mc ride: you will see soon...........

rick astley: WHREE AM I

zach and andy: WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS RICK ASTELY

mc ride: hello rick astley.

rick astley: who are you perople............

mc ride: death grips

rick astyley: wow that is so cool

zach and andy: WE ARE HUGE FANS CAN WE TAKE A PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rick astley: okay!

mc ride: ok now go back

rick astley: ok :(

narrator: rick astyly is gone now \https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751666779591409704/756000087779573840/dg2.png

zach and andy: WOW THAT WAS SO COOL STEFAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mc ride: i know but when i got these powers i got told i havce to save the universe....... somewhere there is a time loop and if it keeps going on it can end the universe...

mc ride: but first. we have to get beyonce... she is the other half of my powers......

zach and andy: OKAY!!!

beyonce: wow i cant beleve i have powers now... nobody can know about this

narrator: death grips jump out of the portal to see beyonce...

beyonce: AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

narrator: mc ride walks up to beyonce

beyonce: what do u want!!!

mc ride: you have powers..

beyonce: HOW DID U KNOW!!!!!!!

mc ride: i have the other half... i got told we are going to save the universe.. beyonce: omg......

mc ride: so are u in??? if you say no the entire universe might go into chaos..

beyonce: you know it!!

mc ride: okay good. those people behind me are zach hill and andy morrin they dont have powers but they r my friends so they are coming along

beyonce: can i bring friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mc ride: NO.

beyonce: :paingaga:

mc ride: ok lets all go into my super cool time travel car.

beyonce, zach, andy: okay!!

mc ride: ok it is very futuristic so i have to put in the passcode to get in

mc ride: ok lets get in

mc ride: ok heres the plan... we get to their timelienzoeneuniverse (very scieentific word u guys wouldnt get it its too complex) and i will comunicate with the guy named edward. he is a vampire who has lots and lots of sex but because he is a vampire i am going to have to be in disguise until he gets into our ca- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

narrator: the car crashes into some random unknown planet..

mc ride: wait we are still alvie.....

beyonce: yes i saved everybody with my awesome healing powers

mc ride: ok good thats why they told me to bring you aaelong with us.

andy: what is that.....

zach: IS THAT AN ALIEN!?!?!?!

narrator: the alien drives up to them and asks them if they are all right

mc ride: dont wory guys i will handle this.

mc ride: hey are u able to help us our timelienzoeneuniverse traveling car crashed.. are you able to help us?

alien: well yes infact actually i can! i have a degree in engineering

mc ride: great!!

jung kook: i am jung kook

mc ride: wow thank u alien that was actually jung kook our car is fixed now and we can save the universe

narrator: everybody gets into the car

mc ride: okay we are really close i am lowering down to the planet they are on

girl from twilight: OMG LOOK AT THAT CAR THAT IS A SICK RIDE!

edward: that is a cool car..

mc ride: ok guys we parked

edward: why did they park.. i am going to investigate this

mc ride: AHH HES WALKING HERE GUYS I HAVE TO PUT ON MY DISGUISE QUICK

mc ride: okay good i put it on

edward: hello, i havent seen you around in these parts? what is ur name

mc ride: hello edward my name is stefan

edward: how do you know my name!!! are you a vampire too........

mc ride: i do not have time to explain get in fast.

edward: okay because u are a fellow vampire i will go in the car

edward: goodbye girl from twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girl from twilight bye!!!!!!

edward: ok why did u tell me to come in here and who are these peopel!?!?/

mc ride: this is zach, andy, and beyonce

edward: u didnt answer my first question!!!!!!!!!

mc ride: oh yeah, you are stuck in an infinite time loop whre u are reliving the same events over and over, fucking ur gf, slapping the dude that sexed your gf, and having kids, forever, but we are here to change that, the timeloop is getting too dangerous for the timelienzoeneuniverse. we are sending you to earth 2020 where vampires and werewolfs dont exist.

edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT MY GF?!?!?!

mc ride: fine... you can bring her

edward: wahoo!!!!!!!!

edward kisses girl from twilight very lovingly

andy: can i kiss you girl from twilight

girl from twilight: NO!

andy: :(

zach: it is okay u can kiss me

andy: wahoo!

mc ride: ok we r going for lift off in 3

mc ride: 2

mc ride: 1

mc ride: lift off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

narrator: a couple of hours pass and they are halfway there to earth 2020

girl from twilight: its getting hot in here i am going to open the window

mc ride: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

girl from twilight: AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GETTING SUCKED OUT AND IM BLONDE NOW????

girl from twilight: I CANT HOLD ON ANY LONGER. I HAVE TO LET GO....

edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

edward crys

everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mc ride: i know its sad.. but we cant save her......

narrator; everyone is sad now

narrator: they are now landing onto earth 2020

mc ride: ok i know we gone through rough times just now but we have just saved the universe from ending

everyone: wahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beyonce: lets take a group photo everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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